You should worry less about her ovaries and more about why you're so desperate for attention.

(Written on 2019年 02月 17日)(Permalink)

Can this wait until I get home? I've had a really rough day at the office.

(Written on 2019年 02月 11日)(Permalink)

Does this mean you're not going to give me a napkin?

(Written on 2019年 02月 10日)(Permalink)

If you really think (a quantity greater than zero but less than or equal to the total number distributed) of these napkins resulted in unwanted attention that wouldn't have happened anyway, I'm glad you are in the minority. Better? And while we are being so literal, just how does one fly from a destination, anyway? (PS. - You suggested the napkins would somehow compromise your anonymity, which by extension would suggest participation was something other than voluntary.... and since the Coca-Cola company lacks that kind of authority, well, I just assumed)

(Written on 2019年 02月 10日)(Permalink)

If you really think a single one of these napkins resulted in unwanted attention that wouldn't have happened anyway, I'm glad you are in the minority. If I missed the part of the article explaining how participation was mandated by the FAA, then I sincerely apologize.

(Written on 2019年 02月 09日)(Permalink)

If everybody ran an ad blocker, every site would run a paywall.

(Written on 2019年 02月 06日)(Permalink)

Anyone with a flightaware account can submit a squawk, so calling it journalism (shoddy or otherwise) might be a bit much.

(Written on 2019年 01月 26日)(Permalink)

The authorities would have to actually see the drone to shoot it down (they did not).

(Written on 2019年 01月 07日)(Permalink)

uh, so, but, well what about...er, uh, never mind.

(Written on 2019年 01月 04日)(Permalink)

Saved them from what? No amount of friends or common sense can unring a bell.

(Written on 2018年 12月 27日)(Permalink)