Wow! NO flying experience? This is GREAT! I actually have flying experience. Lots of it. As a passenger (and a well-behaved passenger at that...I always put my seat back in the upright position). I can't wait until I get to sit in the captain's chair. "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Our flight tonight will take us from Boston to Shannon in 6 hours. But, I know a shortcut that will get us there in less time. Now, fasten your seat belts, stow your tray tables (see...I already know that part...ooh, captain's bars)...and we'll be there in a jiffy." Now, let me see, I think I push that button and...aggggggggghhhhhh...wrong button...oops...".

(Written on 2021年 04月 09日)(Permalink)

vroom vroom!!

(Written on 2019年 10月 04日)(Permalink)

This is really cool. BUT... There is one thing missing: The discount for short, light people. People like ME!

(Written on 2018年 10月 12日)(Permalink)

"The Twilight Zone" the 60s series, hosted by an intimidating Rod Serling. This episode had William Shatner freaking out during a plane trip because there is "something" on the wing.

(Written on 2018年 07月 01日)(Permalink)

Hi Grace...I am 5'6", 140 lbs. Perhaps we should lobby for a reduced fare since we take up less space and require less fuel. Whaddya think?

(Written on 2018年 03月 02日)(Permalink)