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提交時間：7年之前

Person buys a nice Helo. Reads manual. Says, don't need lessons. Result is predictable. (www.youtube.com) 更多...

Ricky Scott

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josh homer 7年之前 6

Lol hahaha! "I believe I can fly......I believe I can touch OH CRAP!!!"

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Jim Quinn 7年之前 5

A fine helicopter wasted on an irresponsible wanna-be helicopter pilot.

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joel wiley 7年之前 5

Was he quoted as saying "Gee, it worked on flight simulator"

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Chris Donawho 7年之前 1

Absolutely.... "If I had a keyboard and a mouse, I could've flown this thing!"

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Bob Harrington 7年之前 1

Ackshirley, that's about as far as I get in the flight sim, too... =^{

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joel wiley 7年之前 2

Likewise. Maybe I'll invest in a joystick an see if I can get as far a Cline Hogg did.

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Daniel Baker 7年之前 4

Oldie but a goodie.

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Tomoch 7年之前 3

"Hog, get away from that thing, just get away from it!" I'm pretty sure he can't fly it now!

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Ken Hardy 7年之前 3

REAL men don't read the manual neither do a lot of dead ones

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chalet 7年之前 3

Oh, yes, way to go to save instructor´s fees. By the way I know a guy who saved 3/4 a million bucks in tuition, room and board, books, you name it and eight long years of hard study by teaching himself everything he needed, and now calls himself a PhD.

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Jim Quinn 7年之前 2

Hah! Good one! I know one of those types as well--calls himself a doctor of nutrition, but I'm not sure what online paper mill sold him his sheepskin.

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Chris Donawho 7年之前 8

Shhh! - Dont say things like that around my buddy, DR. CHIROPRACTOR. He went to a shitty little dump called Parker College here in Dallas. You cant miss it, it's right next door to a Waffle House and the world famous, Caberet Royale, Clubhouse, Gentlemen's Club, etc... No BS, this place is smack in the middle of Tittie-Bar-Central. Right off of Walnut Hill and Harry Hines (where the crackhead hookers stroll about). In between classes you can get a lap dance, a reach around and short stack of pancakes to get you going for the next class.

Two years later, you have that fancy paper that reads, "Doctor of Chiropractic" despite the fact REAL doctors dont recognize them. Incidentally, you may also have a mean case of the herpes.

Then, they go out and practice (I presume, still waiting on that part, this guy hasnt held a job in nearly 20 years, thanks to you and me). Thus far he has told me that those PhD types of doctors out there are brainwashed by the government to give you medications you dont need so they can control you.

Maybe I'll buy him a helo with a manual? Save the world from his "Doctor" practice?

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Chris Donawho 7年之前 2

May as well... We are all gonna be stuck with his $180,000.00 in student loans anyway! NO BS there either!

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Toby Sharp 7年之前 1

Chris.....i know this an old post.....you know if Parker College has an Aviation Program?!!?

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mike warner 7年之前 2

I've been a flight instructor since 1965, an airline transport pilot since 1967 and hold a type rating in a DC-3. Anyone reading this site knows my comment without me opening my big mouth. Yeah, and I'm 74 years old (!)

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Toby Sharp 7年之前 1

Old?!......you mean Wise. I would fly with you anytime

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mike warner 7年之前 2

Auto-pilot, Off. Flight instruments, Set. Seat belt, Chart, Heading and altitude, Radios and nav-aids, Flight instruments, Set, set, set and uncaged. Mixtures, props, trim, flaps, flight-controls, Free and full travel. Cowl flaps, alternate air, radar, clearance, emergency briefing, pitot heat, prop-sync, transponder, pressurization, and the dump-switches.
"Okay, son. Tell 'em we're ready, runway niner-left."

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Toby Sharp 7年之前 1

Love it!

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Craig Fox 7年之前 2

The last thing he said was. "Hey Bubba, Hold my beer and watch this."

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sparkie624 7年之前 2

What a moron... He will probably say their was something wrong with it.... I think there was a loose nut in the cockpit myself.

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SorenTwin 7年之前 2

Registration number N101DN. According to the NTSB, it's a Hughes 269B, and the pilot was Cline Hogg, a rancher from Fontana CA. He was 58 at the time.

He had told the instructor he had 500 hrs experience, but declined to tell him for what type; only one hour in the past 90 days was for a helicopter of this make and model.

The instructor had told him to wait for him, and not to touch anything. The student declined to accept this instruction.

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Ricky Scott 7年之前 1

Old video (2009)
But It was emailed to me and I found it interesting.

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Torsten Hoff 7年之前 7

It is far older than that, it happened in 1987:

http://dms.ntsb.gov/aviation/AccidentReports/yneh5b30aj4hwbucp2z1meij1/Y01022013120000.pdf

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Ricky Scott 7年之前 1

I recieve an error on that file.

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Ricky Scott 7年之前 2

Found it

http://www.ntsb.gov/aviationquery/brief.aspx?ev_id=20001213X30727&key=1

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Toby Sharp 7年之前 1

Macho Attitude at its best

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Toby Sharp 7年之前 1

.....and pucker factor

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Michael Neilan 7年之前 1

LMAO...I am sorry. I remember TH-55 training in the Army. It took me 8.5hrs to solo in one. That throttle twisting thing was a challenge.
Also, proof that God protects the dumb...he is still alive.

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Randy Kenyon 7年之前 1

Hey Michael! Yeah, me too; I thought that was film of the first time I tried to hover at Ft. Walters! God Bless and than you for your service!

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jetpilot67 7年之前 1

He must be on the short list for the Darwin award.

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paul patten 7年之前 1

Hell' that looked like me just before I washed out of Primary Helo Training at Fort Wolters Texas in 1969 flying TH55s. I did go on to be a succefull commericial pilot for 35 years..

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ynot ssor 7年之前 1

One wonders how many other A/C in the vicinity were damaged by debris.

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ferminbf 7年之前 1

I don't need any instructions because I`m stupid enough..........that`s what the Learner Pilot said

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joe hoeft 7年之前 1

"Houston I should have read the instruction manual".

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Jim Jacobs 7年之前 1

My Hero!

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Carl Neely 7年之前 1

This guy's a good example why kids should be very wary of the music they listen to- they come with hidden messages- instead of believing he could fly he would've done better just learning how to fly.

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Russell Wilkins 7年之前 0

Not nice of the surrounding pilots to turn their backs on him. He made a mistake. Help him to see what he did wrong not walk away and let him come back and do the same thing tomorrow.

Perfect opportunity for a flight school to dash in and sign him up I would say.

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Dan Chiasson 7年之前 2

Would you even want this numb nuts in a cockpit with you 1500 feet up?

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joel wiley 7年之前 2

As in 'help me before I kill myself and maybe someone else"?
Queue the music for sorcerer's apprentice.
What part of "don't touch" do you not understand?

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