Sex Flights Gets Grounded By The Civil Aviation Authority

Interesting to say the least

There goes my vacation....

Bahahaha

I'm all in!

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"When airborne the pilot will inform the passengers when it is safe to engage in sex."

Haha, all I can think of is the "no humping" sign from Airplane! being switched off...

lol @ FlyMatt - My vacation is back on. WooHoo! lol

It's a little harder after 9/11 to get away with it, but I thought that's what international (transatlantic) flights were for.

What will they think up next lol

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing some turbulence, oh wait, nevermind"

Governments like to stick noses into bedrooms, no matter whether at ground zero or a mile in the sky.

We in the "States" have never had any "service" of this nature to my knowledge. Bollucks to the agency who is banning this fun shag in the sky. Slowly fun is being killed by regulation.

If Bill Clinton was in charge, this wouldn’t have happened!!!

All the bouncing up and down could put excessive stress on the airframe. Why don't they just taxi to a remote corner of the airodrome?

"The CAA reported that the in-flight sexual acts were too distracting to the pilots and posed safety concerns." Are they required to have reinforced cockpit doors in the UK? ;)

If they manage to recertify perhaps they could also offer a 'Barbarella' option to their menu, with the plane flying a few ballistic trajectories for some Zero-G fun.

Passengers please be advised that the Captain has turned off the 'No &%#$ing sign."'

Gentelmen, we are up.Are you?

You can't do it on a plane, you can't do it on a train and in Rhode Island a married couple naked in bed must keep the windows closed in a rented room. What's next?

...and in Rhode Island...
What about an unmarried couple, can they open the window...

Guaranteed way for any airplane charter service to make a fortune flying! My own personal ambition--to provide the service!

lol @ Michael Fleharty
If Bill was involved it would have been in a cigar shaped plane . . A Connie maybe? Just imnagine the pilots announcement "Gentelman - you may now use place your connie on your cigar . ."

;->

I have got a dream but it is being dashed by regulation, what a world?

http://www.sptimes.com/News/081101/news_pf/State/Crash_shuts_down_Mile.shtml

"This is your captain speaking! Please turn off any electronic devices - and turn on your fellow passenger!"

http://rense.com/general12/sexplane.htm